Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
I have found that I am immediately attracted to girls with longboards or girls that surf.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
reblog & i'll check out your blog.
surfingkids: ill follow any style will promo anyone i follow to 32k+ must follow surfingkids
“I changed the lock to my heart do shove the old key up your ass”
I swear there is a land of pretty girls and that land is called Tumblr.
I don’t want to live, but I sure don’t want to die.– Avett Brothers (via softaswater)
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!! Go see what the jolly red guy left ya!!
“A riot of color in a dreary gray world”